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  <title>&quot;This is my give a shit face.&quot;</title>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 24 Nov 2006 07:03:21 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Theatre Survey...</title>
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  <description>LAST SHOW ADDED TO YOUR RESUME:&lt;br /&gt;The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (ABRIDGED!)&lt;br /&gt;( 2005)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAST SHOW YOU AUDITIONED FOR:&lt;br /&gt;Picasso at the Lapin Agile ( 2001)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DID YOU GET IT:&lt;br /&gt;Yup.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAST SONG YOU USED AT AN AUDITION:&lt;br /&gt;It’s Clear to Me - Silver Scream ( 2000)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FAVORITE THEATRE (VENUE):&lt;br /&gt;Loved them all&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FAVORITE MUSICAL:&lt;br /&gt;Cabaret&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FAVORITE PLAY:&lt;br /&gt;The Curious Savage&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FAVORITE ROLE YOU&apos;VE PLAYED, AND FROM WHAT SHOW?&lt;br /&gt;Playing me in “The Complete Works” Series at the Biloxi Little&lt;br /&gt;Theatre…It’s fun to make fun of yourself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FAVORITE ROLE OVERALL THAT I WOULD LOVE TO PLAY:&lt;br /&gt;Emcee in Cabaret&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SUPERSTITION:&lt;br /&gt;Red Bull &amp; Slim Jims or I don’t perform that night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAST PART YOU PLAYED IN A SHOW:&lt;br /&gt;Me in the Complete Works of William Shakespeare (ABRIDGED!)&lt;br /&gt;2005. I did a Television Pilot after that , but that don&apos;t count.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;YOUR GOAL IN SHOW BUSINESS:&lt;br /&gt;Own my own theatre.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FAVORITE DIRECTORS:&lt;br /&gt;Judy Madden, LeAnne Womble &amp; Lara Hall&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHAT WAS YOUR VERY FIRST SHOW?:&lt;br /&gt;Elvis Wannabe - Life After Elvis&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HAVE YOU EVER HAD A DANCE SOLO?:&lt;br /&gt;Dear GOD NO!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SINGING SOLO?&lt;br /&gt;Yes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE LAST PERSON TO TAKE A BOW?&lt;br /&gt;Yes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NAME A SHOW YOU&apos;VE DONE MORE THAN TWO TIMES:&lt;br /&gt;None&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HAVE YOU BEEN TO NEW YORK?&lt;br /&gt;Nope&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HAVE YOU BEEN TO LA?:&lt;br /&gt;Nope&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHAT&apos;S THE SCARIEST PART OF AN AUDITION?:&lt;br /&gt;Being judged&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHAT&apos;S THE BEST PART OF AN AUDITION?:&lt;br /&gt;Working for a role&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NAME A SHOW YOU WOULD NEVER DO AGAIN:&lt;br /&gt;None…I learn something from each experience.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NAME A SHOW YOU COULD DO FOR YEARS:&lt;br /&gt;The Complete Works series &amp; Cabaret &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NAME A PERSON YOU&apos;D LIKE TO WORK WITH AGAIN:&lt;br /&gt;LeAnne&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHAT ARE YOU AUDITIONING FOR NEXT?&lt;br /&gt;A.D. for a show at BLT in early 2007&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PERFORMING?:&lt;br /&gt;Starting in ‘98&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DO YOU CARRY YOUR HEADSHOTS AROUND WITH YOU?&lt;br /&gt;Nope...that&apos;s gay.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DO YOU KEEP IN TOUCH WITH PAST CAST MEMBERS?:&lt;br /&gt;I try to...I&apos;m a busy man.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ON A SCALE OF 1-10, HOW IMPORTANT IS GETTING PAID?:&lt;br /&gt;6&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHAT IS YOUR MOST MEMORABLE PERFORMANCE?:&lt;br /&gt;Silver Scream 1999 at the Saenger Theatre.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SOMETHING EMBARRASSING OR UNEXPECTED THAT HAPPENED TO YOU WHILE ON STAGE?:&lt;br /&gt;The Mannequin’s Head getting it’s revenge &amp; coming back &amp; hitting me during a show after kicking it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHO IS THE MOST DIFFICULT PERSON (ON STAGE OR OFF) THAT YOU HAVE EVER WORKED WITH?:&lt;br /&gt;Pass….&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;EVER BEEN NAKED ON STAGE?:&lt;br /&gt;Nope , but would. Come on people do &quot;Hair&quot;!&lt;br /&gt;( The hippie way )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHO OR WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST INSPIRATION OR INFLUENCE?:&lt;br /&gt;The Performers in Cirque du Soleil&apos;s shows&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BEST PROFESSIONAL SHOW(S) YOU&apos;VE SEEN:&lt;br /&gt;La Nouba by Cirque du Soleil&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BEST COLLEGE SHOW(S) YOU&apos;VE SEEN:&lt;br /&gt;…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BEST COMMUNITY SHOW(S):&lt;br /&gt;Jesus Christ Superstar&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BEST HIGH SCHOOL SHOW(S) YOU&apos;VE SEEN&lt;br /&gt;…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ONSTAGE, HAVE YOU EVER...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BEEN KILLED?:&lt;br /&gt;No &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BEEN DRUNK?:&lt;br /&gt;Yup…The Traveling Lady&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PLAYED SOMEONE HALF YOUR AGE?:&lt;br /&gt;Nope&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PLAYED SOMEONE TWICE YOUR AGE?:&lt;br /&gt;Yes…The Crucible&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CRIED?:&lt;br /&gt;Yes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FIRED A GUN?&lt;br /&gt;No&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DRIVEN A CAR?:&lt;br /&gt;No&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BEEN DRENCHED?:&lt;br /&gt;Yes…the two times I did The Complete Work of&lt;br /&gt;William Shakespeare ( ABRIDGED!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BEEN IN A DREAM SEQUENCE?:&lt;br /&gt;No&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BEEN KISSED?:&lt;br /&gt;By Joey in Shakespeare ( ABRIDGED!)</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:33:36 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Evil Dead- The Musical</title>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2006 05:02:25 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>READ THIS! ( &amp; repost please)</title>
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  <description>I know this is long, but it&apos;s all so true!! If you&apos;ve ever worked in the &lt;br /&gt;server idustry than you can relate, at times it&apos;s very frustrating so&lt;br /&gt;pass this along and maybe it will open a few people&apos;s eyes on what the&lt;br /&gt;job is really like!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Body:&lt;br /&gt;Do not ask what kind of dressing comes on a Ceasar Salad&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do not ask if this is the only menu we have I will not be pulling 3 other&lt;br /&gt;menus out of my apron. Learn how to pronounce queso, quesadillia, fajita,&lt;br /&gt;and tilapia or be prepared for me to laugh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do not complain about it being cold. It&apos;s summer we have ac bring a sweater.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do not say you only want coffee if it is fresh and hot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do not create your own meal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do not be surprised to learn that your long island ice tea has 5 different shots&lt;br /&gt;in it. Know what you are drinking.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your burger can be cooked med, med well or well done don&apos;t complain you cant get it rare.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One drink per person at a time. There is no need for me to carry a tray for two people.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If I card you be happy you look young, if you don&apos;t have id don&apos;t have your mom order&lt;br /&gt;it for you. I will watch the whole time so that you don&apos;t drink it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We close at 11 or 12. Do not come in 10 minutes prior to closing time, and have to wait&lt;br /&gt;for the rest of your party.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don&apos;t ask for just a little ice. It&apos;s free refills anyway.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do not ask for a virgin mudslide. It equals a chocolate shake.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do not tell me you&apos;re in a hurry, and ask if I can get your food out fast or complain&lt;br /&gt;about the prices that is why American has fast food restaurants with dollar menus.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let me say hello and tell you my name before you tell me what I can get you to drink.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s late, and you&apos;re the only ones left in the restaurant... yes we are closing, get out!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Waiters: Enjoy.&lt;br /&gt;Non-Waiters: PAY ATTENTION!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For all of you who DON&apos;T wait tables!!!&lt;br /&gt;If you go out to eat, or plan to EVER again... READ THIS!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HOW TO TIP&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;easy tip: take 10% of the total price of the ticket and then double it.&lt;br /&gt;$50.00 tab = $5.00 x 2 = $10.00 would be an alright tip.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The next time you&apos;re out eating at a resturant, look at your server. Do you think&lt;br /&gt;they are really happy to be doing that job? The answer is no, they are not, but it&apos;s&lt;br /&gt;what we do, and we do it for the money, so please help them out. It&apos;s a tougher job than&lt;br /&gt;you think, and you should pay them accordingly!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are SO many people out there flooding the restaurants w/o any knowledge of how&lt;br /&gt;to tip. Here is a short guide for the general public to follow. Feel free to print out&lt;br /&gt;and store in your wallet and/or purse.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. CHILDREN &quot;THE LITTLE DEVILS&quot;:&lt;br /&gt;If you have children, DO NOT let them, open and dump anything on the table (ie; salt,&lt;br /&gt;sugar, etc). IF YOU DO, you must leave an extra $5 for the server to clean up YOUR&lt;br /&gt;CHILD&apos;S mess &amp; to restock the now unusable wasted items. We are neither their babysitter&lt;br /&gt;nor their parent. The least you can do is pay us for the extra work. Also make sure you&lt;br /&gt;control your kids, and don&apos;t let them scream or run around the restraunt. It&apos;s very&lt;br /&gt;distracting, and rude to others eating, not to mention dangerous if they get ran over&lt;br /&gt;by a server with hot food in their hands.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. &quot;THE CAMPERS&quot;:&lt;br /&gt;If you feel the necessity to stay for longer than 15 minutes after you pay, its an&lt;br /&gt;extra $3 every 30 minutes. We make our money from the tables. If you are in one and&lt;br /&gt;we can&apos;t seat it, we don&apos;t make money. Not to mention, if you are our last table we&lt;br /&gt;have to wait for you to leave before we can leave.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. COMPLIMENTS:&lt;br /&gt;Telling a server they are the best server they&apos;ve ever had is NOT a tip. If we are&lt;br /&gt;good, let us know by leaving us more money. We cant pay our bills on compliments.&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s not that we don&apos;t appreciate the praise, it&apos;s just that if you say that, and then&lt;br /&gt;leave 10% it&apos;s an insult.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. THE SALVATION PAMPHLETS:&lt;br /&gt;Prayer cards and any other religious pamphlet is NOT a tip. It is insulting that you&lt;br /&gt;assume we are w/o religion and must save us. Again, like ..3, we can&apos;t pay bills w/prayer&lt;br /&gt;cards. We&apos;d go to church on Sundays if it wasn&apos;t mandatory to work on Sundays because&lt;br /&gt;EVERYONE who goes to church follows it by eating out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. TIPPING:&lt;br /&gt;It is not 1960. Cost of living has gone up dramatically since then. 18% is the&lt;br /&gt;MINIMUM amount of what you should be tipping your servers. Look at the first number&lt;br /&gt;of your bill. ie. if your bill is $30, double the 3 &amp; you have a $6 tip. If the&lt;br /&gt;second number is more than 5 however, you must add a dollar. Remember, our companies&lt;br /&gt;pay us minimum wage (minumum wage for servers is $6.75 in CA, $3.13 in FL, $3.09 in IA,&lt;br /&gt;$2.13 in Ms, 2.65 in MI, 2.15 in OK) And we are taxed on 10 percent of your meal&lt;br /&gt;automatically anyway. So if your meal is $100 and you leave $10 and we tip out&lt;br /&gt;$4-5 to the busser, bartender, and whoever else then we pay tax on 10 dollars&lt;br /&gt;and we make $5. It seems small but it adds up. How many times do you eat out&lt;br /&gt;per week and do this?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. THE COMPLAINERS:&lt;br /&gt;If you get a discount because of your food was prepared wrong or something, do not&lt;br /&gt;take it out of our tip. We didn&apos;t cook it. The cooks get paid hourly regardless if&lt;br /&gt;the food sucks. However, we only make what you give us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. THE FREE STUFF:&lt;br /&gt;If you happen to get anything for free and you did not have a problem with your dining&lt;br /&gt;experience, most of the time it is because the server thinks you will realize that they&lt;br /&gt;are giving it to you for free. There should be extra tip thanking the server for the&lt;br /&gt;free item. They could get in a lot of trouble giving away free stuff. You should give&lt;br /&gt;them hazard pay for it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. THE LATE ONES:&lt;br /&gt;If you come into the restraunt 10 mins before closing, or any time near closing hurry&lt;br /&gt;up and order your food and get out. Closed means closed, not social hour. It is so&lt;br /&gt;rude to sit there and take your sweet ass time. We can&apos;t leave until you leave because&lt;br /&gt;we have to do sidework and clean the table you are sitting at. We don&apos;t want to stand&lt;br /&gt;there waiting for you for an extra hour just because you don&apos;t want to go home. We&lt;br /&gt;recommend 24 hour establishments such as Dennys if you wish to sit into the wee hours&lt;br /&gt;of the night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. THE TABLE HOGGERS:&lt;br /&gt;If you only come in for coffee or a dessert, to do paper work, or to have a meeting,&lt;br /&gt;don&apos;t sit there taking up our booths for hours. We are not Starbucks, or a hotel restauraunt.&lt;br /&gt;If you want to sit for hours, go there or else you better leave a good tip for us and&lt;br /&gt;camping fee included.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. THE GREET:&lt;br /&gt;When we come up to the table to greet you, and we ask how you are doing, please let us know.&lt;br /&gt;We honestly want to know how you are doing. And ask us how we are doing as well. It&apos;s called&lt;br /&gt;manners. If you are in a bad mood we want to know that from the beginning. A confused stare,&lt;br /&gt;or complete silence does not suffice as a reply to &quot;How are you doing?&quot;. Also most of us are&lt;br /&gt;REQUIRED to say certain things during the greeting, so please don&apos;t interrupt our greeting&lt;br /&gt;and say &quot;I want coffee&quot;, &quot;Can we get some bread?&quot;, or &quot;What are the soups?&quot; Just sit tight&lt;br /&gt;for a goddamn minute &amp; let us talk. You&apos;re not helping us out &amp; saving us time by stopping&lt;br /&gt;our greet, you are pissing us off!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11. THOSE DAMN CELL PHONES:&lt;br /&gt;Don&apos;t ever talk on your cell phone in a restaurant. This is probably the rudest thing to do.&lt;br /&gt;If you must be on your cell, at least keep your voice down in respect for other customers.&lt;br /&gt;If you are on your cell phone when we walk up to greet your table we will walk away, and&lt;br /&gt;not return until you get off your phone. Just show some respect and give us your attention&lt;br /&gt;for a couple of minutes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12. THE PICKY PEOPLE:&lt;br /&gt;When you&apos;re taken to a table, sit there. There&apos;s a reason you were taken to that table and&lt;br /&gt;it&apos;s because that server is next on the rotation. &quot;can we have a booth?&quot; &quot;Can we sit by&lt;br /&gt;the window?&quot; No! The reason you weren&apos;t sat by the window or in a booth is most likely&lt;br /&gt;because the server by the window or the server with the booths just got sat and you will&lt;br /&gt;receive better service if you stay put.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13. THE WAVERS:&lt;br /&gt;If you wave at me, or try to talk to me while I am talking to another table or have a huge&lt;br /&gt;tray in my hand, I will ignore you. We have other people besides you to take care of and&lt;br /&gt;unless we are standing still, hanging out by a computer, we are doing something. It is&lt;br /&gt;rude to think we will stop what we are doing for one table to come help you. Let me put&lt;br /&gt;this heavy ass tray down in the middle of the dining room to find out you want more sauce.&lt;br /&gt;Do not grab me, or wave, or shake your glass, or call me ma&apos;am or waiter or any other&lt;br /&gt;petname you want to call me because you were on your cell, or talking, or interrupted&lt;br /&gt;my initial greet where I told you my gaddamn name!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14. TAKE-AWAY OR TO-GOS:&lt;br /&gt;Always remember to tip the take-out order servers! They work just as hard as a server, and&lt;br /&gt;hardly ever get tips for it! WE DESERVE TO BE TIPPED TOO!</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 11 Sep 2006 03:36:00 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Kickoff Weekend...</title>
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  <description>Beer , jalapeno burgers &amp; football all day.You got to love it.&lt;br /&gt;Those football fans who go to the game with full body paint&lt;br /&gt;scare me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;p.s. &lt;br /&gt;The Saints OWNED!</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 09 Sep 2006 04:48:32 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Creole Knowledge.</title>
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  <description>A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo,&lt;br /&gt;and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones&lt;br /&gt;at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is&lt;br /&gt;good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and&lt;br /&gt;health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing&lt;br /&gt;of the weakest members.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as&lt;br /&gt;the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know,&lt;br /&gt;kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and&lt;br /&gt;weakest brain cells first.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker&lt;br /&gt;brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more&lt;br /&gt;efficient machine.</description>
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  <lj:music>Johnny Cash - &quot;When the Man Comes Around&quot;</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 06 Sep 2006 03:43:43 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I Heart Bootsy!</title>
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  <description>If I&apos;m ever sad. Bootsy is there to cheer me up.&lt;br /&gt;I heart you ,Bootsy Collins!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d116/wkeithg2/Bootsy.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>Bootsy Collins - &quot;P-Funk (Wants To Get Funked Up)&quot;</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 06 Sep 2006 03:38:04 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Family Guy makes me giddy!</title>
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  <description>- The real Peter Griffin -&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d116/wkeithg2/peter-griffin.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 05 Sep 2006 03:48:22 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Spoiled...</title>
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  <description>It&apos;s official! I am spoiled rotten...&lt;br /&gt;Amy is awesome. No one understands how , or why we are&lt;br /&gt;together. We are two different worlds apart , but some&lt;br /&gt;how connected. I&apos;m an angry DeGenerate &amp; she is a fluffy&lt;br /&gt;little ball of happiness. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;It was beauty that killed the beast&quot; - King Kong</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 01 Sep 2006 04:15:49 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Quote of the Day...</title>
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  <description>&quot;I&apos;m sorry. My give a damn is broken.&quot;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 05 Aug 2006 07:20:11 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Man Law 3:16</title>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 05 Aug 2006 07:16:27 GMT</pubDate>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2006 04:14:29 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Shine on...</title>
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  <description>When all else fails you , live life like a rock star.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2006 04:48:21 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about me....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;01. what&apos;s your name spelled backwards?:&lt;br /&gt;II yrogerG htieK mailliW&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;02. what did you do last night?:&lt;br /&gt;Watching Rasslin’ with Amy .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;03. the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?:&lt;br /&gt;Videos for my Myspace page&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;04. have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?&lt;br /&gt;Of course . It’s fun &lt;font face=&quot;Wingdings&quot;&gt;J&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;05. last time you swam in a pool?:&lt;br /&gt;Amy’s birthday naked. I was really cold!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;06. what are you wearing?&lt;br /&gt;Margaritaville T shirt &amp;amp; pants.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;07. how many cars have you owned?:&lt;br /&gt;3&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;08. type of music you dislike most?:&lt;br /&gt;Rap music&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;09. are you registered to vote?:&lt;br /&gt;Yes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. do you have cable?:&lt;br /&gt;Yes. Both tv &amp;amp; internet SUPER speed !&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11. what kind of computer do you use?:&lt;br /&gt;Compaq Presario with AMD 64 Athlon&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12. ever made a prank phone call?:&lt;br /&gt;Yea , but caller ID killed all the fun of it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;13. you like anyone right now?:&lt;br /&gt;Yea I do.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;14. would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?:&lt;br /&gt;I want to go sky diving Really bad.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15. furthest place you ever traveled?:&lt;br /&gt;Chicago &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16. what&apos;s your favorite comic strip?:&lt;br /&gt;N/A&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;17. do you know all the words to the national anthem?:&lt;br /&gt;Nope &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;18. shower morning or night?:&lt;br /&gt;3 times a day . Morning , afternoon &amp;amp; night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;19. best movie you&apos;ve seen in the past month?:&lt;br /&gt;I watched Scarface again &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;20. favorite pizza toppings?&lt;br /&gt;Pepperoni and extra cheese&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;21. chips or popcorn?&lt;br /&gt;Chips &amp;amp; sausa&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;22. what cell phone provider do you have?:&lt;br /&gt;Alltel&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;23. have you ever smoked peanut shells?:&lt;br /&gt;No…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;24. have you ever been in a pageant?:&lt;br /&gt;Nope.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;25. orange juice or apple?:&lt;br /&gt;Orange&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;26. who were the last people you sat at lunch with?&lt;br /&gt;Can’t remember…I’m always working during lunch&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;27. favorite chocolate bar?:&lt;br /&gt;Snickers Ice Cream Bars&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;28. who is your longest friend and how long?:&lt;br /&gt;Big Scott ( The Beast) since high school &amp;amp; my theatre folk.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;29. last time you ate a homegrown tomato?&lt;br /&gt;Last week at Amy’s mom’s house.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;30. have you ever won a trophy?:&lt;br /&gt;Theatre stuff&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;31. favorite arcade game?:&lt;br /&gt;The racing games.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;32. ever ordered from an infomercial?:&lt;br /&gt;No&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;33. sprite or 7-up?:&lt;br /&gt;Sprite&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;34. have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?:&lt;br /&gt;Work&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;35. last thing you bought at walgreens?:&lt;br /&gt;My mom&apos;s meds.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;36. ever thrown up in public?:&lt;br /&gt;Many of times in my younger years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;37. would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?:&lt;br /&gt;Love&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;38. do you believe in love at first sight?:&lt;br /&gt;Kinda&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;39. spongebob or jimmy neutron?:&lt;br /&gt;Fuck them both. All hail Adult Swim&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;40. did you have long hair as a young kid?&lt;br /&gt;Yea . I had ringlets &amp;amp; everyone thought I was a girl…fuckers!!! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;41. what message is on your voicemail machine?:&lt;br /&gt;You have reached the voicemail of …&quot;Keith&quot;…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;42. where would you like to go right now?:&lt;br /&gt;Drumroll……….Nawlins! ( I know. You saw that coming.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;43. what&apos;s the name of your pet?:&lt;br /&gt;Sammy Davis Jr.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;44. what kind of back pack do you have, and what&apos;s in it?:&lt;br /&gt;Leather back pack with get the fuck out of this town stuff.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;45. what do you think about most?:&lt;br /&gt;Why people think having kids is a GOOD idea.&lt;/p&gt;
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  <pubDate>Thu, 13 Jul 2006 06:54:22 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Body Count is Back...</title>
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  <description>Ice T&amp;nbsp;&amp;amp; Body Count &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9e/Body_Count_Album_Cover_Reissue.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m a cop killer, better you than me.&lt;br /&gt;Cop killer, fuck police brutality!&lt;br /&gt;Cop killer, I know your family&apos;s grieving...&lt;br /&gt;( fuck em! )&lt;br /&gt;Cop killer, but tonight we get even, ha ha!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.icet.com/&quot;&gt;http://www.icet.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 13 Jul 2006 05:41:42 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;Get It ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;&quot; src=&quot;http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/9384/funnychurch5gl.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Offended? I really don&apos;t give a FUCK!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 12 Jul 2006 05:55:01 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>What Not to Say to a Cop..</title>
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  <description>&lt;span class=&quot;blacktextnb10&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;verdana&quot; size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;1. I can&apos;t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Sorry, Officer, I didn&apos;t realize my radar detector wasn&apos;t plugged in. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Aren&apos;t you the guy from the Village People? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Hey, you must&apos;ve been doin&apos; about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. Are You Andy or Barney? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. You&apos;re not gonna check the trunk, are you? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. I pay your salary! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. Gee, Officer! That&apos;s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That&apos;s how far ahead of me they are. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12. When the Officer says &quot;Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?&quot; You probably shouldn&apos;t respond with, &quot;Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 11 Jul 2006 04:52:33 GMT</pubDate>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 11 Jul 2006 04:39:44 GMT</pubDate>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 10 Jul 2006 08:03:15 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>1.Where did you take your default pic? My House&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.What exactly are you wearing right now? Boxers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3.What is your current problem? I need a new job&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4.What makes you most happy? Amy , DeGeneration X &amp; knowing football season&lt;br /&gt;is almost here .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. What&apos;s the name of the song that you&apos;re listening to? Crowbar - Planets Collide&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6.Any celeb you would marry? Selma Hayek&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7.Name someone with the same birthday as you.... Mozart&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8.Ever sang in front of a large audience?...Yup&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9.Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?...Jim Morrison &amp; one of the doctors on&lt;br /&gt;ER&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10.Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows?...I watch Scooby Doo!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11.Do you speak any other languages:...Nope…I still have not got English right yet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12.Has anyone you&apos;ve been really close with passed away?...Grandmother&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13.Do you ever watch MTV?...Nope . I would watch MTV 2 if we had it .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14.What&apos;s something that really annoys you?... Rednecks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chapter 1:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.Middle name:...Keith&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.Nickname(s):...Amy calls me baby ,my Mom calls me Roo Roo , most people&lt;br /&gt;call me motherfucker.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3.Current location:...computer room&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4.Eye color: Hazel&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chapter 2: Family&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.Do you live with your parents:...My Mom&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.Do you get along with your parents:...I love my mom.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3.Are your parents married/separated/divovorced?:...divorced.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4.Do you have any Siblings?:...Older brother &amp; sister.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chapter 3: Favorites&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.Ice cream flavor:..Rocky Road&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.Season:...Fall&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3.Shampoo/conditioner:...Whatever my Mom buys&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chapter 4: Do You..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.Dance in the shower:...No&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.Write on your hand:...I have to so I remember things ( damn A.D.D.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3.Call people back:...Nope ( once again A.D.D. factor )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4.Believe in love:...I’m in love , so yes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5.Sleep on a certain side of the bed:...My side&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6.Have any bad habits?:...I am a walking bad habit&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chapter 5: Have you ever?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.Broken a bone:...Leg&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.Sprained stuff:...Yes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3.Had physical therapy?… Nope…I  “man up”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4.Gotten stitches:...My ear , arm &amp; eye&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5.Taken painkillers: I walk it off &amp; drink a beer&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6.Gone SCUBA diving or snorkeling:...Not yet&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7.Been stung by a bee:...Yes…it sucked . &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. Ever thrown up at the dentist:..Nope . I can handle the laughing gas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9.Sworn in front of your parents:...All the time&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10.Had detention: Yea , but never went . &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11.Been sent to the principal&apos;s office:...Yea. They kept telling me to just not come&lt;br /&gt;back to school&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12.Been called a slut: Man whore ( counts as slut )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chaper 6: Who/What was the last&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.Movie (s) you saw:...Scarface&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.Person to text you?...Amy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3.Person to call you:... Amy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4.Person you hugged: My Mom&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5.Person you tackled?...Amy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6.Thing you touched:...My Miller Lite &amp; smoke&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7.Thing you ate:...Big ass rare steak from Logan’s &amp; loved it!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8.Thing you drank:...Miller Lite &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9.Thing you said:…“You fucking fuck! This is my team…” .I just finished&lt;br /&gt;playing NFL Head Coach on my computer</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 10 Jul 2006 04:51:31 GMT</pubDate>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 09 Jul 2006 08:40:40 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Friday at High Cotton....</title>
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  <description>Rochambeau&lt;br /&gt;at High Cotton&lt;br /&gt;Gulfport , Ms&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10 p.m.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;( Amy &amp; I will be there around 8 p.m. )</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 09 Jul 2006 08:15:54 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Thanks....</title>
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  <description>Tonight was awesome! Amy &amp; I planned on going to the Lava at the Isle of Capri&lt;br /&gt;Casino , and Art called us &amp; needed some bar time. His Grandmother is in very&lt;br /&gt;bad health  . He needed a friend, so we invited him to the Lava bar with us. I’ve&lt;br /&gt;been there before with the family passing soon, so I  knew the man just needed a &lt;br /&gt;friend. Amy won some cash at the casino  , so she was the sugar mamma of the&lt;br /&gt;night. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After we went to see our good ole friends at SHADY’S . Had a good ole &lt;br /&gt;time .  I got to see my Judy ,  Mandy , Irish man(Joel ), Native&lt;br /&gt;American (Joey) &amp; Jew( Lara ) . &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So , I Creole walks into a bar with a Jew, Irish &amp; a Native American …&lt;br /&gt;Sounds like a good bar joke  , huh?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank you all for the great night on our 7 months . You brought us together.&lt;br /&gt;I will NEVER forget that . &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(  Amy said she got an awesome picture of Joel &amp; I at Shady&apos;s )</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 08 Jul 2006 04:42:20 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Rock Benefit Show at The Cabana in Gulfport</title>
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  <description>GulfCoastBands.Com Benefit : Rockin&apos; for Taylor&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Cabana&lt;br /&gt;315 Courthouse Rd.&lt;br /&gt;Gulfport , Ms &lt;br /&gt;( 228 ) 897 - 9988&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Link to flyer - &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.gulfcoastbands.com/flyers/taylorflyers.jpg&quot;&gt;http://www.gulfcoastbands.com/flyers/taylorflyers.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The GulfCoastBands.Com benefit show will be July 15th at Cabana&apos;s in Gulfport. This show will be start around noon and go all night if we have enough bands sign up. It will be all ages until 9pm. We can use the pool until 9pm. It is an awesome bar with great food and drinks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a time for us to really give. A lot of bands on the gulf coast have participated in many benefits helping people that they do not know. Now we can give back to a family of our own. This benefit is for Talyor Ferguson, the niece of Tim Black who plays guitar for Split 6. Split 6 has played in many benefits on the coast the past two years. Let&apos;s help a member of our own GulfCoastBands.Com community.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Terri Brown w/ children guitar students 12pm - 230pm&lt;br /&gt;Rochambeau 3pm -5pm&lt;br /&gt;II Far Gone 620pm - 730pm&lt;br /&gt;Lookin&apos; 4 Juice 8pm 930pm&lt;br /&gt;Split 6 1015pm - until&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is info on Taylor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In October 2005, Taylor was diagnosed with Arnold-Chiari Malformation (aka Chiari Malformation). Chiari Malformation is a rare structural condition in which the cerebellum portion of the brain protrudes into the spinal canal. There is no cure for this condition and the only treatment is surgery. Many patients who are asymptomatic do not require immediate treatment; however, Taylor experiences significant symptoms. The object of surgery is to stop the progression of symptoms, and hopefully to relieve her current symptoms though they cannot guarantee this will happen. We remain hopeful that surgery will provide relief for her. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Before we are able to schedule Tay&apos;s surgery, she has had to undergo extensive neurological and abdominal testing. We are almost finished with that testing and will then return to the neurosurgeon to schedule her surgery.</description>
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  <lj:music>Atomship - &quot;Agent Orange&quot;</lj:music>
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  <description>&lt;h2&gt;I&apos;m a Chevrolet Corvette!&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.tomorrowland.us/sportscar/images/corvette.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;You&apos;re a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive.  You&apos;re all about winning the race and getting the job done.  While you have a practical everyday side, you get wild when anyone pushes your pedal.  You hate to lose, but you hardly ever do.&lt;/b&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Take the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.tomorrowland.us/sportscar&quot;&gt;Which Sports Car Are You?&lt;/a&gt; quiz.&lt;p&gt;</description>
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  <lj:music>Down - &quot;Ghost Along the Mississippi&quot;</lj:music>
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